I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
He asked if I was going to squirt out my bday candles. I'm glad the perversion doesn't stop for special occasions.
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Shame - the story of my life.
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