Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
swear to god, just saw some chick dressed in a full chicken costume buying eggs and telling the cashier that she "just wants her babies back."
buy whatever she's on. a lot of it.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
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