Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
"I'm pretty sure all our toasts were to Ben Afflecks penis last night."
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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