Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
The feeling are messing with the penis
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
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