i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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