i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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