I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Please tell me I was just dreaming when I asked if I could borrow your jesus dildo
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
If you can't beat em, make them send you dick pics so they can't do anything stupid again.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
why is half of my head shaved?
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