You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
Hemmingway ran to paris to avoid going to the university of illinois and becoming a doctor. It was there he developed a drinking problem. I need a plane ticket.
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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