Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
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