singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
How was your sisters wedding?
Oh, I didn't go. I slept through my alarm. I finally woke up and was like...I don't think so.
sisterhood ftl.
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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