I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
Randomize
