Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
there is nothing like a happy birthday present when you wake up with a bow on your vagina.
It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Randomize
