If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
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