At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
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