You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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