Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
he puts the penis in happiness.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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