I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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