So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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