margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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