It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
You woke up, mumbled something about forgetting to lock the truck at work, slapped my ass, then passed out again...
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I smell like Dick and happiness
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