I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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