Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
and she was petting her beer can
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Holy shit dude........stairs
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