are you still at the devil's house?
look no pants
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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