Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
I can't even type what I drank. I'll throw up
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I just woke up in bed, rolled over, and found a whole pizza.
this is the second day in a row.
Oh. Yeah. It's the same pizza then.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
NoShamevember. You game?
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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