The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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