the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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