If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Another one? Damn, how many David's is that?
six.
Oh, I thought it was higher.
No, that would be the Matt's
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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