i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
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