Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
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