you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
The beer is more important than you right now.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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