go do what you do best...puke behind churches
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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