Kristen just told everyone at the bar that I've got a huge dick, now Brittany is giving me the eye. What is the opposite of FML?
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Fun Fact: I do not remember what its like to be sober between drinking off and on for two weeks at my "vacation" and being on painkillers for my mouth now
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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