Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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