i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Dude that chick had her name tattooed in Japanese characters between her b-cups. I kept calling her Toyota.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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