I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I can't tell whether I'm a) still hungover from two nights ago, b) legitimately sick or c) all of the above... multiple choice was never my forte
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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