I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
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