Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Because of you I can never eat chicken nuggets without thinking of you fucking him. I hope youre happy. I really do.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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