Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
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