I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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