Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
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