i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
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