yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Send help, water and tortillas.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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