who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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