I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
Will you just get over yourself and come over here and give me that dick...then you can go back home and continue to cry over us breaking up. Thank you
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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