He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
I don't care if my next phone has to run on the blood of virgin koala bears, I don't want to be scrambling for a charger.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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