Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
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