After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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