what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
Just passed on a threesome. I'm too old for that kind of morning after.
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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