I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
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