If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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