laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Can we just ponder our lives for a second.
No I think my brain may implode in a puff of cocaine and sparkles.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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