i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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