This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
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